Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sparkly Velour

Dear Lady in the Sparkly Velour Jumpsuit,

When people are standing outside the metro doors, that means they are waiting to get on. It is unnecessary to sneak up from behind and push yourself onto the train, even before others have gotten off. Don't you know metro ettiquete?

It would also be polite if you didn't stare at me and my friend for the entire trip. It makes us uncomfortable.

For the courtesy to others, please do not wrap your entire arm around the pole, causing others around you to have no choice but to stretch their arm out above you to find a spot. It's rude.

Thanks,
Slightly Perturbed Passenger

1 comment:

The School Family said...

What would be great is if she had a large tacky word printed across her bum like all of those jumpsuits.